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Lewis Holmes's avatar

Wahey, congratulations! I'm going to claim that I know a famous writer now. (This totally counts).

Thanks so much for the shoutout. Keep 'em peeled for witchy updates.

Sara's avatar

Thank you, Lewis! I’m standing by my cauldron in anticipation.

Lee Bacon's avatar

McSweeney's?!? Amazing!!! Congrats to you both! This was really funny. I'm not a mom, but I've definitely been working through these math problems ever since kids entered the equation.

Sara's avatar

Thank you, Lee! Yep, I bet you’ve encountered a few of these unsolvable problems yourself 😬

Daniel Puzzo's avatar

Entered the equation, whoa hee hee, good one, Lee šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‰

Elizabeth Joubert's avatar

Congrats, you two! Loved this one almost as much as someone in your house loves the Gruffalo and hates sleeping

Sara's avatar

Which is A LOT 🤣. Thank you Elizabeth ā¤ļø

Bria Knudsen's avatar

this is hilarious and 100% true

Jennifer Haubrich's avatar

Love the math problems!! Congrats on McSweeney’s!!

Sara's avatar

Thank you so much, Jennifer!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Congrats again!!!

Sara's avatar

Thanks Henny 😊😊

Chris Stanton's avatar

Congratulations to you and Lindsey on the McSweeney's piece, Sara! Hilarious!

Sara's avatar

Thank you, Chris! ā˜ŗļø

Michelle Milliken's avatar

What a funny humor piece! I hope the lice, bacteria, and UTI have cleared up.

Sara's avatar

They just exist on a rotation

Elin Strong's avatar

Congrats on McSweeney’s!!!

Sara's avatar

Thank you, Elin!

Katrina Donham's avatar

Congratulations, Sara!

MaryBeth Lathrop's avatar

Happy mother's day Sara! And congratulations!

Sara's avatar

Thank you Marybeth! šŸ˜

Paola's avatar

Congratulations gals!! This was very accurate, right down to the dog slobber! 🤣🤣

Sara's avatar

Thanks Paola! 🤪

Eva Lydon 🌿's avatar

Also, for a weird moment there I read it as, "Oriental" Eye Syndrome! 🫣🤣

Sara's avatar

Omg that would have been very wrong 🤣🤣

Eva Lydon 🌿's avatar

🤣

Eva Lydon 🌿's avatar

Yay! Sara, that's awesome news! šŸŽ‰šŸ„°šŸ¤øšŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤©

Sara's avatar

Thank you so much, Eva! ā˜ŗļø

Julie Vick's avatar

Yay! I was very excited to see this on the site. Congrats and happy Mother’s Day :)

Sara's avatar

Thank you so much Vicky! Reading your writing tips (and your writing) have got me there, so thank you šŸ™

Emily Grady Dodge's avatar

CRYING LAUGHING at the McSweeneys post! MASSIVE CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

Sara's avatar

Thank you, Emily!! Happy Mother’s Day!

Emily Grady Dodge's avatar

To you too!